Thursday, May 28, 2009



Part3 The Fairytale




After the feeling of exaltation that had come to FarmerBoy as a result of his successful year, he decided to gambol thru the internet moving this way and that, reminiscent of a sidewinder in the hot Arizona desert. Another mood had taken possession of him. For a long time he had been going about feeling very humble and understanding 9of everyone and anything. Now he had decided that like the men whose stories filled the pages of Blogger and the Fantasy LaLa board, he would become more extrovert, I have been given these good looks by God and by golly I shall use them," he whispered to himself. "Perhaps I should have done this thing long ago." He was sorry the idea had not come into his mind in the days before his first novel had been born and thought that If he had been more "out there" life may have been easier.


More and more as he thought of the matter, he thought also of Rainstorm his friend , confident' and IM Buddy, for three long years, and his passionate self-love was partially forgotten. Rainstorm was a sweet young thing but no pushover, oh sure Farmerboy was cute, she knew that but trouble was she knew all his secrets and he knew hers. They were bound together by unseen chains, would they ever break free.

In silence Cartman stared at the screen in a daze and would have stated like that if not for the "You got Mail" audio wav' bellowing in his ear. He smiled as he saw her name on the mail. Now the Cartman is what is oft times referred to as intellectually challenged, Oh he's clever enough alright, but never got the chance to fulfill his ambitions because of his lack of temper management and his addiction to narcotics . He was so frustrated, day after day sitting at home without anyone for company bar the virtual posters that jeered at him through the dirty monitor screen. Oh boy did he hate them so, those people who talked about thier nice houses, big cars 2.4 nuclear lives. Those things he would never have. He imagined what his life would be like if he could be whoever he wanted to be, but hey ! It's the era of the Internet he could be whomsoever he wanted . Not just the cartman, but BIGcartman, yeah sure, people would have to listen to him then, he was important. Lots of money, rich parents real estate owner in a nice rural area well educated even, perhaps a self employed IT expert, hm that's a nice clean job, and hey! he did a work scheme on computers a few years back while he did a stint inside the big house for shoplifting that would stand him in stead just in case he was asked any tricky questions. Thus was born Cartman the Troll.



On the day he was born TiaMaria the fairy with cheer scowled Bahhhhh Humbug!
Same time Same place tomorrow guys
My blogs are wholly fictitious and any similarities to anyone living or dear is purely coincidental.


28 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:30 AM PDT

    eh? do another one that was crap :( and are you on about??? was looking forward to this too.

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  2. Marsha P7:50 AM PDT

    LOL I guess the farmer is BillyBob huh . No idea who Cartman is, but Tiamaria is Jordon yeah?

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  3. Brandon Mariconi8:31 AM PDT

    I need to follow you . Well written and I Know Cartman lol.

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  4. Chris Tucker ..............................Mass8:34 AM PDT

    Beedlebop is so Bridie, am I right? Nasty lil troll all holed up in her Adams Family mansion house with Bernard lol

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  5. Anonymous8:36 AM PDT

    Its about peckerhead in his la la land head..pete wouldsell his own granny to get in with the snakes ..what a creep he is ... nat ..see suti snake signed it just for you

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  6. Anonymous8:37 AM PDT

    oh i see the buddie lot are here now feck off

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  7. Anonymous said...

    !oh i see the buddie lot are here now feck off!



    Now who the hell are you??

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  8. I have no idea who they are Desi, Just some low lives that are too darn chicken shit to post in a real name. They are equal to bath scum. I dont think they are anyone we would ever know. Flesh creepers ewwwwww. I wonder do they ever shower, because I can smell them from here.har har.

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  9. Anonymous9:39 AM PDT

    Seeing as you are using the people from our message for your little games, then we have a right to reply..Sorry but your disclaimer is null and void as even though you have changed the names slightly it's still libelous hunny. From Dazinta

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  10. You need to fix your settings to Bloggers only to stop them I guess. No way would some of these rednecks have the vocab to Blog haha.G2G I have a class in 30 mins. Hugz Hugz BYE,

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  11. @Dazinta who the heck are yah?

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  12. You can reply Dazinta but I DECIDE whether or not I read your post or publish it so go figure.I wouldn't waste my time and argue with you. However , I may pay someone to come do it for me, who knows you and your crew may amuse some of my fellow bloggers. And Libel? ROFLMAO. Oh Puuleease!

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  13. Darius----from Twitter9:51 AM PDT

    Do not engage the Troll in conversation Boots. They thrive on it.

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  14. Anonymous10:14 AM PDT

    Libel for what daz? lol you're joking lmfao does this blooger use our real names and even so the solicitors would take the piss ...frigg me the europe board does live in la la land nat here by the way ..in case suty gets her dentures mixed up again

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  15. Anonymous10:16 AM PDT

    so bootle are you pete? or is their a pete in here? nat...just your 3rd tale sounded like he was bigging himself up ...do another one please as 3rd one was crap ...admit it .

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  16. Anonymous11:03 AM PDT

    god feels guilty now.it wasnt crap really tuts at rainbow for making my concience ping ...do a funny one ..pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee nat

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  17. Anonymous11:47 AM PDT

    so how comes you know so much about us then f you just watch ..i dont get it ..thats why you're getting all the parinoia now ...if you're not him ..then i am sorry but ou seem to know a hell of a LOT ..nat

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  18. Who are you Nat, Are you Natalia? Who is paranoid?

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  19. Anonymous2:04 PM PDT

    only one person ever called me that ...my real name lol ..yes i know now ..i will go easy now and wont say no more ...maybe i am paranoid but i was right eh lol ...later dude ...shhh my lips are sealed ...promise

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  20. Des, it's only some fool pretending to be me. These anon's are proving to be tiresome Trolls.

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  21. They are posting but not making sense Natalia. I thought it was you sorry. I think a ward full of crazy's escaped from somewhere's hahahaha hahahaah. dribble dribble drool.

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  22. I think it's ""Cartman"", Des, Natalia. He just mailed me at Gmail and was soooo not a happy little Eric. Hee Hee. He's flipped out on Cherrylips and is threatening to throw her books into the boiler. Needless to say she's kicked the jerk to the curb. FINALY.
    I will write another Blog tomorrow today's was, and I agree with the comments, pretty banal.
    Wishing I had more time to study Andrews board there are some juicy tales there to be told. Busy this evening guys. Wont be around much, sis will approve comments so feel free.
    Message to Trolls, GO AWAY.

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  23. Anonymous11:09 AM PDT

    this one was boring jo have another go.

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  24. Anonymous5:58 AM PDT

    Anonymous Bootlebitch said..

    I left a stool on my stool oh I am such a fool.

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  25. Anonymous6:00 AM PDT

    Bootle Babe said...

    My arse is so hot, I can cook me a Kipper on it.

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