Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Once Upon A Time Part Two









The Fairytale
Once Upon A Time
Part 2
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I find it kinda weird that some folks are so domineering and now maybe it's part of their genetic makeup i don't know but.... I have a feeling its because of what life has thrown at them over the years that's made them the way we see them before us today. As a 3rd year student in psychiatry (part time, how the hell do I fit it all in I hear you ask!) I seem to analyse every one I see, hear or read nowadays. I guess I'm lost down that lonely career road .

The more I think about Reggie the more I'm freaked out by him. I'm wondering is he was born under the year of the dog, for they are such miserable creeps. Perhaps it's because he was ruthless as a young man and so I'm guessing its possible he was unloved by his folks too. I don't mean that they didn't love him parent to kid, just no expressions in love as in hugs and cuddles at bedtime.

Cold wife too is another big possibility, he buried himself in his work to escape the banality of married life, steered away from humour as he wasn't quite sure how to laugh. Treated his children like pets, and that's why he's a lonely old man that is just hanging out on the boards waiting for God . Who know.

Still, he has an equally ice cold heartless slivering reptile-like bore buddy in Valkyrie. She simply has to have been born under the sign of the snake, If she says different I will call her a liar. "Liar Liar Pants On Fire" y'all know how that goes I'm sure. From good never never land stock I shouldn't wonder, with career minded parents who drove her on to become as successful as her brother? that's if she has one that is. I reckon she wouldn't have took no prisoners along the way. She seems to be the type who would have eaten one of her one kids if it meant more status, more recognition.

They really are a strange pair. Peas in a pod. Shame the pods never went pop with them inside.
Of course there are others on the fairytale board that are much worthier of a mention because they are actually the back bone of the board and without them I guess, well the board would just fall apart.
Now let me think...........
Oh yes we have Beedlebop and Prailine. I kinda like Prailine, the chocolate variety yaw hear me me right lol.
Okay so there is the Sinkingship and the Popsicle too, can't forget them.




Beedlebop was no dimwit, in spite of her Irish parentage. She recognized, here, an opportunity to profit from the character her lobotomized sire had set for her. She is so filled with jealousy for those who know more than her and becomes so hell bent on persecuting them and sneering at every opportunity she gets. She is a shrewd creature, a wise churl and a keen observer of the buttery side. Brown-nosing her way around the floors and licking the toes of those she sees will give her the leg up the britches of those who may come in handy when she needs to strike out her venom at those she labels "Know it all's" . Patting the backs of those who are far less cunning that herself. At the end of her online time and with much aplomb, she will swagger her five-foot, nothing frame to her mould walled bedroom , whistling a sprightly ditty as she goes her on Irish dancing Michael Flately way.




I can't imagine Prailine is anything like her, apart from the idea planting, she's a keen board gardener. Plant an idea here , watch how it grows, nurture it gently then step back slowly as it blossoms into full flower and then quickly washing the soil from her nails leaving no sign that she was ever involved in the furore that later ensues. Crafty moves, but it works most of the time and it always pleases those who love a brawl so she's never without some friends. Shame she rolls over and submits to those of a higher order of pecking.
Two others who refuse to roll over is Sinking ship and Popsicle. Like chalk and cheese, half and wit, they muddle along though words and pictures. These two are are complicated. Popsicle expresses all in public and will be happy to show her hand on the table. SinkingShip however is totally opposite, her hand is always held low and hidden from show. What you see is not necessarily what you get. Clumsily dropping herself "in it" continuously because of the lack of intellect that is needed for the games she plays. Popsicle has substance. She has passions and beliefs and is never afraid to throw caution to the wind no matter how many people get annoyed by the fallout. Sinkingship has never thrown anything exept for knives into the backs of others.
These are some of the elements that make up my fantasy board. There are more!!!
Man! am I tired! I so like need a rest, time I filled up the coffee machine and got back to work. Same time , same place tomorrow? Sure thing.

SEE YA

My blogs are wholly fictitious and any similarities to anyone living or dear is purely coincidental.





36 comments:

  1. Carey Lazenawitz8:40 AM PDT

    You go Girl!

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  2. LOVING this one, Be back atcha tomorrow.

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  3. Anonymous8:56 AM PDT

    Who the flick are you and how come you know so much.

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  4. Anonymous8:59 AM PDT

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkk lol

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  5. Colin Stryker9:18 AM PDT

    I am so loving it. Stranger profiling is not as easy as it seems. Dr Nichols to the rescue hardy har har.

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  6. Anonymous9:24 AM PDT

    Love it!! Seems you have most of the main players in line. Can't wait for the next instalment...lol

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  7. Anonymous9:52 AM PDT

    Nice story. I betcha the board this is based on the old and now disbanded 24-7 drag queen forum. I think I recognised Valkerie.

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  8. Anonymous9:54 AM PDT

    I CAN'T DO PICTURES !!....lUSITANIA XXXX KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

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  9. Her name isn't IUSITANIA it's Davina and i'm not sure we commenters can post pictures. But hell yeah! Keep up the good work.

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  10. Taylor Lockheart11:06 AM PDT

    Taylor says: see you outside the Vine tonite.

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  11. I subscribed to the posts and comments via Email, Dav sweetie. That ways I don't hafta keep coming here diect. Did y'al check out Sidney's new Blog I tell ya too funny man too freakin' funny.

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  12. Thank you Davee for sending me the link to your new blog.

    To Anon, i'm pretty sure this isnt 24/7 Board because we did that already.

    Is this a comcast board by any chance?

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  13. Anonymous12:22 PM PDT

    Yeah,cant wait part 3!this is top banana stuff

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  14. I think what you should do is give the end product to Rob so that the kids can play with the characters a little, fool around with it at summer camp maybees?

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  15. Anonymous12:28 PM PDT

    Please please dont mention lalminxytinks who is the original freak stalker Darcy shar pei she's desperate for a mention,oops i did it for her lololololololololol,wonder who her made up hubs is banging on the road lolololol.

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  16. Anonymous12:42 PM PDT

    well i think its funny an will be here again tomorrow to read it lolollollo

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  17. Anonymous12:48 PM PDT

    Sally saddle-bags is bullying our lovely rainbow sue now! Off with her fat head

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  18. Anonymous12:52 PM PDT

    I demand we have a hourly blog! It's just too funny!

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  19. Anonymous1:05 PM PDT

    what about us goodie goodie bum bum's who are angelic ;) bout time the sneaky basTURDS get a bit of their own medicine,and why the hell do i come up as anon when i post? Kept in pocket..over and out lmfao

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  20. Payback time. And its feeling good. If they don't like it they can fill thier boots. Carry on with this Blog please whoever you are and for whatever your reasons. You have a fan base.

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  21. Anonymous2:21 PM PDT

    Is that you judie love?
    I think this is blinking brill.well unless she slates me then i will gauge her eyes out tee hee.
    Hope it gets right down to the nitty gritty and blood and guts tee hee.

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  22. Anonymous2:30 PM PDT

    Why dont you post on boards no more Judie?
    Even if it just to piss off them lot who the feck are they anyway?just a bunch of lonely old women sat looking at walls all day in their sad life.

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  23. Anonymous2:34 PM PDT

    YEH THIS IZ BETTER THAN THEM SHITE BOARDS ITS FULL OF SHIT LICKERS AGREEING WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE THER HUBANDS CANT BE ARSE INTERACTING WITH THEM OR IN MOST CASES LACK OF HUSBANDS HA HA HA AND GIRLFRIENDS FOR TE MEN HA HA WOT MEN HAVE TIME TO ARGUE WITH WOMAN ON BOARDS THE SAD SACKS HAHAHA

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  24. Who are all the Anons, why the no names I wonder.

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  25. Anonymous4:07 PM PDT

    don't forget whistle and hadds,tweedledum and tweedledee,one comes on after the other, vicious cows they are.one comes on as clone and the other follows.

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  26. Anonymous4:08 PM PDT

    hello judie, is that you?

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  27. Anonymous4:14 PM PDT

    hi judie, how are you?

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  28. Anonymous4:45 PM PDT

    so funny this,how about rainbowsue who laughs at everybody else being slagged off, couldn't it be her turn next?

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  29. Anonymous4:46 PM PDT

    hey judie you ok?

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  30. Anonymous5:09 PM PDT

    payback time, judie? what for?

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  31. Anonymous5:11 PM PDT

    ah I get it now, judie is bootlebabe

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  32. Judie? Okay you have soooo lost me there guys.
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    My blog contains a fairytale of a fantasy board slightly based various boards and forums that I read at. I'm a person watcher in real life and do the same online. All names are like totally fictitious and are purely for fun.
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    Have fun ya hear. My working day is done and tis girl is out of here. Catch ya all on Twitter.

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  33. Anonymous12:47 AM PDT

    judy still mixing with the cons i see

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  34. Anonymous3:40 AM PDT

    Yeah power to our people Hadds and Whistle!
    Dont ever lose your humour guys ,they can try all they like but never grind you two down youse are the best!

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  35. Anonymous6:38 AM PDT

    Hurry up with part 3 please...also can you show who posts the anon posts please just for a bit more added spice lol apart from mine as im scared they will all get me..not! love it!

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