Coming to A Message Board near you soon !!!

Once upon a time on the Internet upon a fairy tale board somewhere in the ether, we have a group. We have a group of people who have an odd obsession. The odd obsession is with the McCanns, you know them, the British couple who went to Portugal and went home minus a child. They put them all to bed each evening before leaving them alone in their apartment to go out dining with friends each evening, one day one disappeared and people online have been discussing,,,,ahem.correction, I should say TRYING to trying to discuss the mystery behind this disappearance.

Now you would think that was a simple task, log into a a public board to leave a message, perhaps discuss a few points, chat for ten minutes of so....oh no, not on this fairy tale board.

You see on this fairytale board people camp out for hours and hours at a time. Some post and sit back to watch the action. E mailing and texting those who are away from the board...keeping them informed. Of course some post in hope of finding others who perhaps have similar/different opinions that they can calmly compare notes. There are also those who sit watching,,,guarding the good name of the McCanns,,people they do not know but obviously secretly long to be like in what ways goodness only knows.

Hardly an hour will go past without the constant battles. They post on every thread that has the slightest McCann sniff in it. There are the pros and the antis' and those scared to commit. These are called fence sitters.

The Antis AKA Angry mob
Brandy ------- Angry and frustrated accusing always, insulting at times.
Susyandelk----- To the point and never failing, never says no. Screams for Justice
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The Pros AKA Bully's
Valkyrie-----Sarcastic due to lack of wit, schoolyard bully. Refuses others an opinion
Reggie-------Is a no brainer, no opinion wants somewhere to talk Law because he has no offline friends.
Lollian-------Narrow minded bigot, cuttingly sarcastic, again no wit. Hateful personality.
Nocanniedo-----See as above but with added Bile thrown in for good measure
Domenut----Common or garden idiot board flamer and baiter, tolerated to ease the monotony,no point of view.
SMorrisons----Overly bored, looking for somewhere to vent due to lack of interests elsewhere. Loathsome

They are the odd bunch indeed. Totally obsessed with the McCanns. Unless they are away on holidays or at work, they spend every waking moment online.
The Antis post threads and try to discuss and debate. Along come the Pros and take the piss out of the Antis belittle their opinions, Trying to make them see what they believe to be the path of McCann salvation.
The antis don't really rate a description as they are never allowed to type a post out that isn't ripped apart and thrown down the pan.
Reggie refuses to allow people to have opinions, quickly confuses people by trying to quote law. eg: Johnny took an apple and ate it. Did Johnny take without asking because this could constitute theft, but theft cannot be proven if there were no witness's , as Johnny has eaten the said apple then there is no evidence, , and so on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Why he doesn't get it into his bald head that an opinion being given by someone does not necessitate a dick headed old man butting in at every moment of the waking day. Valkyrie is his little fan, pushing people over and stamping on them if they say anything bad about her Reg. Carrying his law books and passing them to him when necessary. Has a vicious streak down her back that flashes like a skunk on the verge of scenting. Wants to feel in a group as this intimidates others constantly uses remarks like, : Oh we laughed" ........."We are waiting " ......"We may take you seriously if you talk sense"....."Us pros have to laugh at you.".....we us our all.. etc etc.........
Right at her side is SMorrisons, grinning like a Cheshire cat as she types out demoralising posts to others. Laughing as she watches how they get flustered and post something stupid.......Uses her education to bully others into her way of thinking.........Lollian who is Domenuts patsy.........Sly and spiteful spits venom further than Etna spat lava.....cruel and so far up her own backside she kisses her tonsils every morning before brushing her false teeth. .....dreams of joining the Mile High Club...........Domenut well, not a lot to say.......He's orange.....about as exiting as a wet fart on Brighton Beach....dreams of being a pilot one day and until then makes do with his hobby of model aircraft...wears a captains hat ....holds his remote and watches his model Cessna crash and burn..... Hangs around airfields hoping to get free flights awwww........saved up a couple of quid out of his pension to pay for a real flight! oh and they let him sit in the pilots seat while a friend filmed him on their nokia 350 camera phone.,.......Lets not forget Nocanniedo...common as a cowpat in Milton Keynes......Loves to quote news reports and is convinced she is the only person on any Internet board with half a brain. ... ... you are Nocannie .totally half brained.......Makes things up as she goes along and gets outraged when others try doing the same ....cuts them down to size with a swing of her broadsword.......nobody is allowed to lie and quote crap only NOCANNIE....ye ken?...............Brandy...is passionate about Justice and tends to go overboard with the name calling...nothing vile or dirty like the Pros but she does try ..... Susyandelk....is a little more down to earth and to be honest their opinion is this...the Macs have something to hide........end of......We cannot discuss that subject any further........as I have already said earlier on,,,the pros allow no room for debate...

End of the Fairytale ?.

No. Watch this space.

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